joke of the day

so one of my friends shakes that i met when i was in cedar sent this joke to me a few days ago and i think its the funniest thing ever.

as a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom and says "sorry it had to come to this folks, but we've already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed. I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by "alphabetical order." Beginning with the letter A of course....so are there any africans, any africans?...No one answers...ok now "B"...black people, any black people? Again silence. "C" Colored people, any colored people?

Silence, a black child turns to his mother and asks "Mom arent we African American, Black, and Colored"? His morther turns to him and says "Honey today we are niggas, let dem mexicans go first!" So the little black boy turns to the little mexican kid sitting nex to him and laughs. The mexican kid laughs back and says, "I'm a wetback, so get ready to jump my nigga!!"