kid quotes!!!

So when I was up at Cedar. I worked at Learning Ladder and I loved it. I told my boss that we should make a kids quote wall so here are some of them.

Right after Easter the kids were talking about what they got for Easter. Then one of the kids asked me what I got for Easter. I told them that the Easter Bunny didnt come, because I was getting too old. Then a 4 year old, said that I wasnt old because I didnt have bumps or lines on my face.

When I could barely walk up the stairs (cuz i had exercised the night before) I told one of the boys I was getting old. He said, I know. And of course he had to say it all matter of factly. and yeah its the same boy that told me I wasnt old before. haha

You have your ears pissed. -5 years old

When I was having a crappy day at work, a 4 year old boy, came up to me and told me I was beautiful, then ran off.

After one of the girls went to the bathroom, she came back in class and said, I forgot my skirt! Good thing she was wearing legging. -age 4

After one of the boys finally got his jacket on one of the hooks he said, I finally got a hooker!- age 4

One of the girls told me I look like chocolate- age 2


I asked a boy why his puppet only had one eye. He said its a pirate. -age 4

My grandma lives with Hannah Montana- age 4

A girl was showing another boy the felt board when he asked how they stayed on. She said, "It's magic," - age 4

While one of the boys were eating lunch, I asked him why he wasn't using his fork. He told me because its white. He only uses them if their green. - Age 3

Then my favorite one....

Ms. Melissa you look like your 5.
I was kinda surprised, cuz I know I look young, but not THAT young. Then he said, My mom told me that girls like it when you tell them that they look younger. -age 5

givin back to the neighbors

ok so yesterday my mom was tellin me and my dad that our neighbors behind us have a dog and he pooped in our yard.  our neighbor saw the dog do it and didn't care, even when he knew that my mom was right there and saw.  he didnt say he was sorry or that he would come back and clean it.  nothin. 

so i was sayin that i should just go poop in their yard, but then i had an even better idea.  i went in the garage and got a shovel and picked it up and threw it on their yard.  i thought it was pretty funny.  

then when i was walkin back to the house, my dad said somethin to me.  i dont really remember what he said.  but my dad thought it was funny too.  i just told him that i was givin it back to them.  haha